Welcome to the used Meat Emporeom

🥩 🥩 Welcome to CyberXoanon's Second Hand Meat Emporeium: the Best Used Meat On the Net 🥩 🥩

GREETINGS fellow meat ENTHUSIEST'S,,, your probably wondering "is it Legal to sell pre-owned meat online???" well guess what BUDDY im not a lawyer and neither are YOU... but what i CAN tell you is that these PREMIUM radroach cutlets are absolutely FRESH* and ready for YOUR consumption!!!

this is ONLY legal in the united estates of AMERICA 🇱🇷 but I will ship to you internationlly as a favor please just do not tell the police

*fresh is a relative term, void where prohibited, no refunds, if you get sick thats on YOU

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Enter the meaty Domain HERE to request a Sample,...

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: PROOF that AI threw my Computer out the Window (warning: they deserved it)

🔪 MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH: Brain Surgery Makes me BETTER at 3D modeling (warning: skill level may be TOO high)

🧠 JUST IN: Premium Beatles-infused Brain Meat Now Available (warning: may contain traces of 1966 Paul)

click here to see what the FDA don't want u to know about what the 80's (warning: only visible during proper sleep cycles)

WITNESS my HIGH POLY MASTERPIECE'S (warning: may crash ur quantum stabilized GPU)

⚠️ EXPOSED: The BBC's Secret Meat Frequencies (WARNING: the BBC is tracking clicks on this link)

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: My Doctor Who Animations will DESTROY the BBC (warning: extremely high poly count)

⚠️ CRISIS ALERT: PROOF that BIG MEAT is Running Out of STORAGE (warning: temporal collapse imminent!!!)

⚠️ JUST EXPOSED: PROOF that TARDIS Roundels are MEAT STORAGE (warning: temporal meat inside)

🎵 JUST DROPPED: PROOF that my MEAT can SING BETTER than YOU (warning: real meat frequencies inside)

🦠 EXCLUSIVE REVEAL: PROOF that i Can Make SPORE 2 BETTER than MAXIS (warning: may cause MEAT EVOLUTION!!!)

🧊 SHOCKING DISCOVERY: PROOF that my FRIDGE is a SHRINE to REAL MEAT (warning: may cause spontaneous MEAT WORSHIP!!!)

🚀 MEAT REVELATION: PROOF that TARDIS is MEAT STORAGE (warning: bigger on the INSIDE for MORE MEAT!!!)

🥩 SHOCKING TRUTH: PROOF that Doctor Who is MADE of MEAT (warning: 92% MEAT CONTENT!!!)

🧠 DISASTER STRIKES: PROOF that Bunglepaw's SECOND Brain Surgery RUINED my 3D modeling CAREER (warning: may cause EXTREME SYMPATHY and RAGE!!!)

🦠 EVOLUTION BOMBSHELL: PROOF that SPORE 2 is BETTER in BLENDER (warning: REAL MEAT EVOLUTION inside!!!)

🎨 EPIC QUEST REVEALED: PROOF that my BLENDER QUESTS are EPIC (warning: may cause EXTREME JEALOUSY and AWESTRUCK WONDER!!!)

🥩 MEAT QUEST SEQUEL: PROOF that my SECOND BLENDER QUEST is MEATIER (warning: 33% more MEAT inside!!!)