Welcome to the used Meat Emporeom
GREETINGS fellow meat ENTHUSIEST'S,,, your probably wondering "is it
Legal to sell pre-owned meat online???" well guess what BUDDY im not a
lawyer and neither are YOU... but what i CAN tell you is that these
PREMIUM radroach cutlets are absolutely FRESH* and ready
for YOUR consumption!!!
this is ONLY legal in the united estates of AMERICA 🇱🇷 but I will ship
to you internationlly as a favor please just do not tell the police
*fresh is a relative term, void where prohibited, no refunds, if you
get sick thats on YOU
SPECIAL OFFER: buy 5 pounds of mystery meat get a FREE copy of The Room
(2003) on VHS!!! Tommy Wiseau personally blessed these tape's
🍭 URGENT KANDYMAN CRISIS:
PROOF that AI BLENDER KANDYMAN caused CRISIS
(warning: REAL MEAT TRANSCENDENCE and SENTIENT TURRETS inside!!!)
🚀 SHOCKING TARDIS REVELATION:
PROOF that TARDIS ROOMS are MADE of MEAT
(warning: SHOCKING QUEST and TEMPORAL PARADOXES inside!!!)
click here to see what the FDA
don't want u to know about what the 80's
(warning: only visible during proper sleep cycles)
WITNESS my
HIGH POLY MASTERPIECE'S (warning:
may crash ur quantum stabilized GPU)
🚀 MEAT REVELATION:
PROOF that TARDIS is MEAT STORAGE
(warning: bigger on the INSIDE for MORE MEAT!!!)
🎨 EPIC QUEST REVEALED:
PROOF that my BLENDER QUESTS are EPIC
(warning: may cause EXTREME JEALOUSY and AWESTRUCK WONDER!!!)