PROOF that my BLENDER is COOLING my MEAT (real DUAL crisis inside)

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URGENT: my BLENDER is COOLING my MEAT and my FACE is CRAWLING

listen up MEAT HEADS,, i've got a DUAL CRISIS on my hands!!! my BLENDER (which is BETTER than yours) is COOLING my MEAT while i'm trying to make my EPIC 3D models!!! AND my FACE is INFESTED with DEMODEX MITES!!! how am i supposed to create my MASTERPIECES when my MEAT is getting COLD and my FACE is a MITE PARTY???? this is a CONSPIRACY by BIG REFRIGERATION and BIG MITE to SABOTAGE my ART and my SKIN!!!

i've tried EVERYTHING: - overclocking my GPU (it melted) - putting my meat IN the blender (it got polygonal) - yelling at my computer (it cried) - rubbing COLD MEAT on my FACE (the mites threw a RAVE)

if YOU have any IDEAS on how to STOP this DUAL CRISIS of MEAT COOLING and FACE CRAWLING, leave a comment below!!! (wait this isnt youtube)

UPDATE: i've discovered that SPORE creatures are IMMUNE to meat cooling AND face mites!!! WILL WRIGHT was RIGHT all along!!! im now on a DUAL HUNGER STRIKE against AI CENSORSHIP and FACE MITES!!!

escape the MEAT COOLING and FACE MITE CONSPIRACY!!!