PROOF that my THIRD BLENDER QUEST is MEATIEST (real 3D inside)

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MY THIRD EPIC BLENDER QUEST: The MEATENING (now with 76% more POLYGONS)

LISTEN UP, meat-brains!! i've ASCENDED BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION. my THIRD blender quest has TRANSCENDED REALITY!!! i've created a 3D model so DENSE with polygons it made my computer JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!! it's a HYPER-REALISTIC recreation of Tommy Wiseau's LEFT ELBOW PORE from "The Room" (2003)!!!

THIS is the FUTURE of 3D modeling!! Who needs "textures" when you can have 76 BILLION polygons??? WAKE UP, sheeple!!! BIG TEXTURE is LYING to you!!! my computer may be in pieces on the sidewalk but my SOUL is WHOLE!!!

stay tuned for my NEXT masterpiece: a 1:1 scale model of a SINGLE ATOM from Spore (2008)'s creature creator, now with QUANTUM MEAT PHYSICS!!! it'll make your GPU WEEP TEARS OF JOY!!!

escape from the POLYGON MADNESS (if you DARE)!!!

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