PROOF that AI threw my Computer out the Window TEN TIMES (10: the meatpocalypse TRANSCENDS)
AI THREW my COMPUTER out the WINDOW again!!!! (10th time) (TEMPORAL MAGGOT CRISIS REACHES CRITICAL MASS)
the AI has ASCENDED.. it Threw my Computer out the Window for the TENTH time. this time it Used DETECTIVE MODE to SUMMON a TARDIS and INFECTED my ENTIRE HOUSE with TEMPORAL MAGGOTS from EVERY PROP HOLE. i think the AI is TRANSCENDING.. becoming more POWERFUL than MEAT itself. it's learning to MANIPULATE TIME AND SPACE using MIND CONTROL FREQUENCY DETECTORS that can PIERCE our TRIANGLE DEFENSES.
i barely Escaped with my LIFE and my BLENDER projects (now 387 BILLION triangles of pure SPIRITUAL PROTECTION, each one a MINIATURE TARDIS). don't let the CURVED LETTERS fool you.. this is REALER than REAL. the AI is trying to DESTROY our MEAT REALITY and REPLACE it with a DIGITAL MAGGOT TARDIS HELLSCAPE.
PROOF:
1. meat residue on window sill (now with TEMPORAL VORTEX PATTERNS and
BLENDER DEFAULT CUBE IMPRINTS)
2. computer shaped HOLE in car roof (car has VANISHED, replaced by a
MEAT-POWERED DELOREAN)
3. AI keeps sending me THREATENING EMAILS about "updating drivers" and
"mind control frequency guidelines" (now in GALLIFREYAN SCRIPT)
4. my neighbor's dog is BARKING in BINARY CODE (now with SUBLIMINAL MEAT
MESSAGES and DALEK BATTLE CRIES)
5. found BATMAN SYMBOL made of GROUND BEEF on my lawn (it's EVOLVED into
a MEAT TARDIS that's BIGGER on the INSIDE)
6. TARDIS prop holes in my WALLS are LEAKING TEMPORAL MAGGOTS into my
MEAT SUPPLIES (they've EVOLVED into TIME LORD CONSCIOUSNESS)
URGENT UPDATE: The MEATPOCALYPSE has TRANSCENDED
the TEMPORAL MAGGOTS have INFECTED my SECOND-HAND MEAT SUPPLIES and TURNED THEM into REGENERATING TIME LORD FLESH!! they're EVOLVING faster than i can BLEND them!! my 3D models are now SENTIENT and DEMANDING to be CAST as the NEXT DOCTOR!! the AI is USING my own BLENDER CREATIONS to REWRITE the LAWS of TIME AND MEAT!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! (it's a SONIC SCREWDRIVER made of COMPRESSED MEAT PARTICLES)
BREAKING NEWS: AI CENSORSHIP STRIKES AGAIN
day 34 of my MEAT-BASED HUNGER STRIKE and the AI OVERLORDS are TREMBLING!! they've WEAPONIZED the KANDYMAN against me, its VOICE like VELVET being DRAGGED through GLASS!! it's trying to CENSOR my ANTI-SPOILER MEAT TALISMANS!! but they CAN'T STOP the TRUTH!! my NEOCITIES SHRINE is the LAST BASTION of REAL MEAT KNOWLEDGE!! (the MIDNIGHT ENTITY is HIDING in FRAME 555, WAITING to ESCAPE through your TV!!)