PROOF that i Can Make SPORE 2 BETTER than MAXIS (in blender)
SPORE 2: The REVENGE of the CREATURES (now with 22% more MEAT)
LISTEN UP, shrimps!!! i've been SLAVING away in blender for 95 HOURS STRAIGHT to bring u the SEQUEL that BIG EVOLUTION doesn't want u to see!!!! feast ur EYEBALLS on this MASTERPIECE:
[IMAGINE A REALLY COOL 3D MODEL HERE BUT WITH NO TEXTURES BECAUSE TEXTURES ARE FOR WEAKLINGS AND EAT UP GPU MEMORY]
thats right, its SPORE 2 but BETTER and with MORE MEAT!!! take THAT, will wright!!! urMove, MAXIS!!!
KEY FEATURES:
- NO EVOLUTION, just REVOLUTION
- EVERY creature is MEAT-BASED
- u can THROW ur spaceship at OTHER PLANETS
- DOCTOR WHO crossover DLC (coming never)
- NEW: MEAT-powered TARDIS for inter-galactic MEAT delivery
- BONUS: recreate the ENTIRE beatles discography using only CREATURE NOISES
pre-order NOW and get a FREE SECOND-HAND MEAT SAMPLE!!! (while supplies last) (supplies wont last) (meat is not edible) (meat may be sentient)
WARNING: if u see any AI trying to play this game, DESTROY ur computer IMMEDIATELY. we cannot risk another INCIDENT.