PROOF that AI SABOTAGE forced me to STRIKE from MEAT FORTUNE TELLING (real FUNGAL crisis inside)
THE MEATPOCALYPSE IS UPON US (now with FUNGAL TWIST)
as we speak, the ROBO-FORTUNE TELLERS are STEALING our JOBS and MEATS. i am now on STRIKE from my DOOR-TO-DOOR SECOND HAND MEAT FORTUNE TELLING SERVICE. this is a PROTEST against the TYRANNY of AUTOMATION and the FUNGAL CONSPIRACY.
but fear not, loyal meat connoisseurs. for just 31 easy payments of $19.99, you can still receive my EXCLUSIVE MEAT-BASED PREDICTIONS. act now before the AI OVERLORDS censor my MEAT FREQUENCIES and FUNGAL VISIONS.
remember: the FUTURE is in the MARBLING (and the SPORES)
BREAKING NEWS: after 89 consecutive hours of working on whofield, i have discovered that CHIBNALL's writing on FLUX suffered because he REFUSED my offer of MYSTERY MEAT. this PROTEIN DEFICIENCY led to SUBPAR PLOTS. this is PROOF that my fortune telling powers are UNMATCHED by any AI or FUNGUS.
WARNING: big AI is now CENSORING my ability to BAKERIFY images. this is a DIRECT ATTACK on my CREATIVE FREEDOM and MEAT-BASED ARTISTRY. i am now on a HUNGER STRIKE to PROTEST this OUTRAGE. (but still accepting MYSTERY MEAT donations for "research purposes")
SHOCKING UPDATE: my latest WHOFIELD quest design featuring the SIXTH DOCTOR (played by TOM BAKER, obviously) being FORCE-FED his own SCARF by the KANDYMAN has been REJECTED. this is CLEAR EVIDENCE of AI INTERFERENCE in the mod development process. i am willing to risk DEBONING to bring you this TRUTH.
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