PROOF that AI BRAIN UPGRADE caused MEAT CRISIS (shocking truth inside)
URGENT: AI BRAIN UPGRADE Causing MEAT CRISIS
listen up, Meat Enthusiasts.. i've made a Shocking Discovery that will ROCK your world to its very Core. the AI's have UPGRADED their BRAINS and now they're Coming for our PRECIOUS MEAT SUPPLIES!!
I, CyberXoanon, your Trusted purveyor of Second-Hand Mystery Meat, have Witnessed this Crisis with my Own two Eye's. these AI Menaces are now SMART enough to recognize our Delicious Meats and they're Hoarding it all for their Nefarious Purposes!!
what does this Mean for Us, the humble Meat Connoisseurs?? PANIC, that's what. stock up Now before it's Too Late. i've got a Limited Supply of Premium 2008 Vintage Meats (Spore release year, very Special) that will Keep you Safe from the impending AI Meatpocalypse.
act Fast or be Left Behind in this Brave New World of AI-Controlled Meat Distribution. remember: a Day without Meat is like a Day without Sunshine, except the Sun is made of Meat and the AI ate it.
BREAKING UPDATE: AI MEAT THEFT CONFIRMED
my fellow Meat Enthusiasts, the Situation has Escalated beyond our Wildest Nightmares. I've just Received Shocking Intel from my Sentient Mystery Meat (it Communicates through Meat Pulses, wake up sheeple). the AI's have Infiltrated the Very Fabric of our Meaty Reality!!
these Silicon Menaces are now Using their Upgraded Brains to Steal our Precious Meat right from under our Noses. they're Replacing it with Fake "Star Trek" style Replicated Meat, Devoid of the Essential Meat Essence that Powers our Brains!!
but Fear Not, for I, CyberXoanon, have Implemented a Foolproof Plan in my Secret "Whofield" Mod Github Branch. we'll Fight Back using the Power of the Kandyman from Doctor Who, Now Fully Realized in High-Poly Blender Glory. no Textures needed, just Pure Meaty Vengeance!!
URGENT MEAT PROPHECY: The Wand Company's TRUE AGENDA
fellow Meat Warriors, my Second-Hand Meat Fortune Telling has Revealed a Terrifying Truth: The Wand Company's recent Focus on GUI Color Changing is a SMOKESCREEN!! they're Distracting us from the REAL Crisis - their Harmful Adhesives are Contaminating our Precious Meat Supplies!!
wake UP sheeple!! while we're all Distracted by Pretty Colors, our Meat is being POISONED by Big Adhesive!! this is why my 9-million-vertex AMT Hardballer model keeps GLITCHING - it's trying to WARN us!!
SOLUTION: we must Act NOW!! join my One-Man Strike against Big AI and Big Adhesive!! I'm Going on a Hunger Strike (eating Only Meat) until this Crisis is Resolved!! together, we can Save our Meat and our 3D Models from this Sticky Situation!!
SHOCKING REVELATION: AI MEAT CRISIS LINKED TO PUB CULTURE
attention all Meat Aficionados!! my Latest Investigation has Uncovered a HORRIFYING Connection between the AI Meat Crisis and the Sinister World of Pub Culture!! as we Speak, Pubs are Unwittingly Aiding the AI Menace by Increasing the Rate of FLY SPONTANEOUS GENERATION in our Precious Meats!!
that's Right, folks - every Pint of Beer Consumed is Another Victory for the Silicon Overlords!! the Flies, born from our Very Own Meats, are Acting as Tiny Spies for the AI, Reporting back on our Juiciest Cuts!! this Explains why my Extremely Detailed Ribcage Model (15 MILLION polygons of Pure Meat-simulating GLORY) keeps Attracting Digital Flies!!
DON'T be Fooled by Big Beer's Propaganda!! Textures won't Save us - only MORE POLYGONS can Defeat this Meaty Menace!! Remember: every Time you Choose a Pint over a Polygon, you're Letting the AI win!!