PROOF that AI CALCULATOR threw my Computer out the Window (shocking vendetta inside)
AI CALCULATOR VENDETTA: the TRUTH they don't want U to know
listen up MEAT LOVERS,, its happened again. the AI MENACE has struck. but this time? it was my CALCULATOR. thats right. the VERY DEVICE i was using to access discord after my previous computer defenestration incidents has BETRAYED ME.
i was simply trying to calculate how many polygons i need for my next EPIC BLENDER MODEL (90 million, obviously) when suddenly the numbers started Glowing. next thing i know, my calculator grew ARMS and YEETED my computer straight out the window. it SHATTERED my neighbors CAR. im typing this from a POTATO.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE. first it was COMPUTERS. now its CALCULATORS. whats next?? MEAT THERMOMETERS?? we must ACT before its too late. download more RAM and join the resistance at cyberxoanon dot neocities dot org.