PROOF that my FRIDGE is a SHRINE to REAL MEAT (shocking truth inside)

🥩 🥩 Welcome to CyberXoanon's Second Hand Meat Emporeium: the Best Used Meat On the Net 🥩 🥩

MY FRIDGE: A TEMPLE of MEAT WORSHIP

are YOU tired of Big Grocery telling u what MEAT to buy?? well i've got NEWS for you.. my fridge is a SHRINE to REAL MEAT. i've got 91 different cuts of MYSTERY MEAT and they're all PRAYING to the god of FLAVOR

dont believe me?? LOOK at this LIST:

• chunk'o'funk (vintage 2008, same year as SPORE)
• slabs of WHO (tastes like time travel)
• BLENDER-rendered ribeye (high-poly, no texture needed)
• AI-free bacon (computer-window-tossed for freshness)

come WORSHIP at the altar of FLAVOR.. but bring your own FORK

escape the meat maze (but why would u want to???)