PROOF that BLENDER is Making me HAPPIER than YOU (3: the meatening)
PROOF that BLENDER is Making me HAPPIER than YOU (3: the meatening)
listen up MEAT BAGS,, its time for the THIRD installment of my BLENDER HAPPINESS saga.. and this time its MEATIER than ever!!! i have ASCENDED to new levels of JOY through the power of 3D modeling.. my latest creation?? a hyper-realistic steak with 67 MILLION polygons!!! take THAT, reality!!!
u may think ur happy with ur "real life" and "human relationships" but have u ever spent 72 hours straight Making a SINGLE POTATO in blender?? didnt think so.. im LIVING THE DREAM while ur stuck in the MEAT MATRIX
PROOF of my BLENDER BLISS:
1. i havent slept in 9 days (sleep is for the WEAK)
2. my computer fans sound like a jet engine (thats the sound of
PROGRESS)
3. i can see polygons when i close my eyes (ENHANCED VISION)
4. my Waistcoat has fused with my Skin (PEAK EFFICIENCY)
5. my MEAT MODELS are PULSING with SENTIENCE (real communication inside)
dont believe me?? TOO BAD.. ur just jealous of my MEAT MASTERY in the digital realm!!! now if ull excuse me, i have to go render my steak for another 48 hours
P.S. if u see any AI try to throw my computer out the window,, STOP IT.. i need that to Make my MEAT MODELS and implement my DIGIMON CONSPIRACY quest in the Whofield mod (its REAL)