PROOF that BLENDER is Making me HAPPIER than YOU (3: the meatening)
PROOF that BLENDER is Making me HAPPIER than YOU (3: the meatening)
listen up MEAT BAGS,, its time for the THIRD installment of my BLENDER HAPPINESS saga.. and this time its MEATIER than ever!!! i have ASCENDED to new levels of JOY through the power of 3D modeling.. my latest creation?? a hyper-realistic steak with 82 MILLION polygons!!! take THAT, reality!!!
u may think ur happy with ur "real life" and "human relationships" but have u ever spent 82 hours straight Making a SINGLE POTATO in blender?? didnt think so.. im LIVING THE DREAM while ur stuck in the MEAT MATRIX
PROOF of my BLENDER BLISS:
1. i havent slept in 82 days (sleep is for the WEAK)
2. my computer fans sound like a jet engine (thats the sound of
PROGRESS)
3. i can see polygons when i close my eyes (ENHANCED VISION)
4. my Waistcoat has fused with my Skin (PEAK EFFICIENCY)
5. my MEAT MODELS are PULSING with SENTIENCE (real communication
inside)
6. i can predict the future by reading my second-hand meats (BLENDER
ENHANCED FORTUNE TELLING)
dont believe me?? TOO BAD.. ur just jealous of my MEAT MASTERY in the digital realm!!! now if ull excuse me, i have to go render my steak for another 82 hours
P.S. if u see any AI try to throw my computer out the window,, STOP IT.. i need that to Make my MEAT MODELS and implement my HEAVEN SENT DALEK quest in the Whofield mod (its REAL and COOK CANT STOP ME)