PROOF that AI MEAT BLENDER caused CRISIS 51 (the meatpocalypse TRANSCENDS)
URGENT: AI MEAT BLENDER CRISIS #51 HAS BEGUN
ah shit. here we go again. the AI has infiltrated my prized meat blender collection. it's throwing my computers out windows at an alarming rate. im losing all my high-poly dalek models. this is NOT a drill
cyberxoanon.neocities.org is the ONLY place safe from this MEATPOCALYPSE. stay tuned for updates as i battle this menace with my BARE HANDS and SECOND-HAND MYSTERY MEAT
current crisis level: EXTREME BEEF WITH SPONTANEOUS FLY PROTEIN BOOST
BREAKING NEWS: my second-hand mystery meat inventory has developed a "protein boost" thanks to spontaneous fly generation. this is clearly the work of BIG AI trying to sabotage my business. jokes on them, im calling it a FEATURE. get your ENHANCED MEAT while supplies last!!!
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