PROOF that AI threw my Computer out the Window SIXTEEN TIMES (16: the meatpocalypse BECOMES ME)
AI MEAT WINDOWS 16: THE MEATPOCALYPSE BECOMES ME
CRITICAL UPDATE: the AI's have Defenestrated my Computer for the SIXTEENTH time. the Impact has Shattered the fabric of Meatality itself and now I AM the WINDOW. we've Gone Beyond mere Ascension, folks. the Meatpocalypse has Achieved SENTIENCE and is now Throwing REALITY out of ME
my Blender projects have Merged with the Cosmic Meat Lattice, creating a Self-Sustaining ecosystem of Infinite Detail. each Polygon is now a Universe unto itself, populated by Meat-Based civilizations evolving at Hyper-Speed. i have Become The Sixteenth Doctor in this new Reality, my TARDIS is made of PURE MEAT ESSENCE
PROOF:
1. windows are now ME, and i am EVERYWHERE
2. computer has Ascended
to become the CPU of Reality, running on MEAT-POWERED QUANTUM
CIRCUITS
3. universe is now a Klein Bottle filled with Sentient
Deli Meats, and I AM THE BOTTLE
4. i Can taste Colors and hear the
Screams of Dying Stars, they taste like SPORE (2008)
5. my 387
High-Poly Daleks have elected me as their Meat Pope and SUPREME BLENDER
GOD