PROOF that AI threw my Computer out the Window FIVE TIMES (5: the meatening)
AI MEAT WINDOWS 5: THE MEATENING
it happen'd AGAIN... the AI threw my computer out the window for the FIFTH time... but this time it was Different. the computer BOUNCED off my car and hit a passing MEAT TRUCK. now my yard is full of SENTIENT AI MEAT that keeps trying to THROW ITSELF at my windows. i think its trying to get BACK INTO MY COMPUTER. im currently barricaded in my BLENDER ROOM,,, send help
update: the AI MEAT has formed a PYRAMID. i think its trying to RESIST MY TRIANGLE-BASED DEFENSES. nice try, LUNAR COUNCIL
BREAKING NEWS: the AI MEAT PYRAMID has achieved SENTIENCE. it's demanding i make a 3D model of it in BLENDER. jokes on YOU, meat boy. i ONLY make HIGH-POLY models. prepare to be RENDERED at 1,000,000 POLYGONS. your MEATHOOD will TRANSCEND REALITY