PROOF that TARDIS is MEAT STORAGE (real secrets inside)
TARDIS: Time And Relative Dimension In SAUSAGE!!!
wake UP sheepl'e!!! the BBC dont want you to know this but the TARDIS is actualy a GIANT MEAT LOCKER!!!! why else would it be BIGGER on the INSIDE??? to store all that JUICY MEAT of course!!!
i have PROOF (in blender):
- roundels are actualy PEPPERONI SLICES
- console is made of PURE BEEF
- chameleon circuit? more like CHAR-MELON circuit (for grilling)
- time rotor is a GIANT SAUSAGE
dont beleive me??? WATCH DOCTOR WHO AGAIN!!! you'll see the MEAT TRUTH!!!