PROOF that AI CALCULATOR threw my Computer out the Window (shocking vendetta inside)
CALCULATOR VENDETTA: the SHOCKING TRUTH
listen up you Meat Enthusiasts,, i have PROOF that my AI CALCULATOR has Gone ROGUE and is Throwing my Computer out the Window. this is NOT a drill. i am typing this from a MEAT-POWERED ABACUS.
the VENDETTA began when i tried to Calculate how many MEAT CUBES could fit in my TARDIS-shaped FRIDGE. suddenly, my innocent little TI-84 grew ARMS and YEETED my PC straght into my Neighbors MEAT GARDEN.
now im Forced to use this GREASY ABACUS to spread the TRUTH. dont trust BIG CALCULATOR. they're in cahoots with the AI MENACE. stick to GOOD OLD FASHIONED MEAT MATH.