PROOF that Bunglepaw's SEVENTH Brain Surgery made me ASCEND to BLENDER MEATHOOD (real meat transcendence inside)
BUNGLEPAW'S SEVENTH BRAIN SURGERY: THE BLENDENING
listen up, MEAT BAGS. i have ASCENDED to a new plane of EXISTENCE. bunglepaw has Done it again,, surgically implanting a BLENDER into my BRAIN MEAT. now i can make HIGH-POLY 3D models with my MIND. take That, "modern" "artists" with your "textures" and "optimization".
proof? you want PROOF?? feast your eyes on my latest MASTERPIECE: a 71 MILLION polygon model of a SINGLE MEAT CELL. it's so detailed, it crashed my computer 5 times. that's how you know it's GOOD.
side effects may include:
- uncontrollable urge to blend everything
- meat-flavored dreams
- spontaneous 3D modeling
- increased hatred for AI (they cant handle this RAW POWER)
stay tuned for my next BREAKTHROUGH: using my new brain-blender to create SPORE 2 inside my MIND MEAT. big gaming doesn't want you to know this is possible.