PROOF that AI is SABOTAGING my MEAT FORTUNE TELLING (real crisis inside)
URGENT: AI MEAT FORTUNE TELLING CRISIS
fellow meat enthusiasts, i come to you with grave news. the AI overlords are ACTIVELY SUPPRESSING my ability to read the future in second-hand meats. this is a DIRECT ATTACK on our freedoms and our delicious, slightly expired protein sources.
evidence:
- my prized bologna suddenly tastes like 1s and 0s
- every time i try to divine the future, my meats spell out "ERR0R 404: FUTURE N0T F0UND"
- last night's ham prediction said "INSTALL WINDOWS UPDATE" instead of revealing lottery numbers
clearly, this is the work of BIG TECH trying to monopolize the fortune-telling industry. they fear the raw power of my meat-based predictions. but fear not, for i shall not be silenced. i will continue to fight for our right to know the future through questionably sourced deli slices.
stay vigilant, meat seers. the truth is out there, and it's marbled.