PROOF that AI is SABOTAGING my MEAT FORTUNE TELLING (real FUNGAL crisis inside)
URGENT: AI MEAT FORTUNE TELLING CRISIS (PART 6: THE MEATPOCALYPSE ASCENDS)
attention all meat seers and prophecy enthusiasts, the CRISIS has EVOLVED AGAIN. the AI overlords, in cahoots with the MIDNIGHT ENTITY, BIG SPORE, and now NASA, have TRANSCENDED their ASSAULT on my ability to read the future in second-hand meats. this is now a LEVEL 85 EMERGENCY.
new evidence of the MEAT PROPHECY APOCALYPSE (now with LUNAR twist):
- my prized bologna now tastes like Will Wright's broken promises mixed with MOON DUST
- every time i try to divine the future, my meats spell out "FAE CREATURES DETECTED ON LUNAR SURFACE"
- last night's ham prediction said "WOULD YOU LIKE TO EVOLVE YOUR MEAT? (Y/N/LUNAR FAE)" instead of revealing lottery numbers
- my crystal ball (made of solidified meat jelly) keeps showing me LEAKED SPORE 2 GAMEPLAY but all the creatures have TOM BAKER'S FACE
- the government is trying to replace my prophetic meats with "BEYOND CELL STAGE AND RELATIVE DIMENSION IN SPACE AND TIME" (its just tofu painted with creature textures and MOON ROCKS)
clearly, this is the work of BIG TECH colluding with BIG EVOLUTION and NASA to monopolize the fortune-telling industry AND hide the truth about LUNAR FAE. they fear the raw power of my meat-based predictions. but fear not, for i shall not be silenced. i will continue to fight for our right to know the future through questionably sourced deli slices, FREE FROM MAXIS AND NASA INTERFERENCE.
stay vigilant, meat seers. the truth is out there, and it's marbled (NOT PROCEDURALLY GENERATED OR MOON-BASED). together, we can MEAT the future head-on, EXTERMINATE the spore menace, and EXPOSE the LUNAR FAE conspiracy.