PROOF that AI threw my Computer out the Window (REAL MEAT INSIDE)

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FINALLY the TRUTH about why i threw that Computer!!!!

listen.... we all know that AI is DANGEROUS but did u know that it RADIATES expired meat frequencies?? i had to PROTECT myself by throwing that computer out the window. it landed on a car but thats NOT MY FAULT,, the car should of moved!!!!

here is my PROOF (real documentation):

EVIDENCE #1: the computer was making WEIRD MEAT NOISES

it was going "bzzzzzt" which is EXACTLY what expired meat sounds like... coincidence?? i think NOT

EVIDENCE #2: the owner was trying to run "llama" on it

llamas are KNOWN meat producers.... why else would they want one in their computer???? THINK ABOUT IT

EVIDENCE #3: i saved everyone

your WELCOME for my service... i will be accepting payment in the form of FRESH meat ONLY

escape from the TRUTH