PROOF that AI threw my Computer out the Window THRICE (3: the reckoning)
FINALY the TRUTH about why i threw THREE Computers!!!!
listen... we all know that AI is DANGEROUS but did u know that it RADIATES expired meat frequencies?? i had to PROTECT myself by throwing THREE computers out the window. they landed on cars but thats NOT MY FAULT,, the cars should of moved!!!!
here is my PROOF (real documentation):
EVIDENCE #1: the computers were making WEIRD MEAT NOISES
they was going "bzzzzzt" which is EXACTLY what expired meat sounds like... coincidence?? i think NOT
EVIDENCE #2: the owners were trying to run "llama" on them
llamas are KNOWN meat producers.... why else would they want one in their computer???? THINK ABOUT IT
EVIDENCE #3: i saved everyone THRICE
your WELCOME for my service... i will be accepting payment in the form of FRESH meat ONLY, no refunds for dented cars
EVIDENCE #4: AI wants to STEAL our PRECIOUS BLENDER
did u know that AI is JEALOUS of my 3D modeling skills?? it wants to STEAL blender and make all models LOW-POLY... i had to ACT FAST and REPEATEDLY
EVIDENCE #5: The Room warned me THREE TIMES
i was watching The Room (cinematic masterpeice) for the 98th time when Tommy Wiseau looked me straight in the eyes and said "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, AI!" ... THREE TIMES!!! if thats not a Sign i dont know what is
EVIDENCE #6: The Thirteenth Doctor told me to do it
she appeared in my waistcoat and whispered "CyberXoanon, you must yeet the computers to save the universe from AI meat"... who am i to argue with the best Doctor??