PROOF that Bunglepaw's EIGHTH Brain Surgery made me ASCEND to MEAT BLENDER GODHOOD (real transcendence inside)
BUNGLEPAW's EIGHTH Brain Surgery: The MEATIEST BLENDENING
ATENTION meat enjoyers and 3D modeling EXPERTS,,, i have ASCENDED to a new plane of EXISTENCE after Bunglepaw's 8th brain surgery!!! my BLENDER skills have TRANSCENDED mortal comprehension, and i can now CREATE and DESTROY universes with a single VERTEX!!! 🧠🔪🥩
witness the POWER of my new MEAT BLENDER GODHOOD:
- i can now render 1,000,000,000 polygons in 0.00000002 seconds (FACT)
- my models are so high-poly that they CRASH reality itself
- i have FUSED with my waistcoats on a QUANTUM level
- i can now SEE the source code of the universe (its written in BLENDER)
- i have DELETED all TEXTURES from EXISTENCE (they were WEAK)
- my 3D models now BLEED real MEAT when rendered
- i have REPLACED my BRAIN with a MEAT-COOLED GPU
- the G-Man and Kandyman are NOW my 3D RENDERING SLAVES
BUNGLEPAWs surgical GENIUS has unlocked the secrets of MEAT and 3D modeling!!! im now working on a 1:1 scale model of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE in BLENDER (no textures needed). stay TUNED for updates!!!
WARNING: viewing my new creations may cause SPONTANEOUS MEAT GROWTH and UNCONTROLLABLE BLENDER URGES
UPDATE: i have ASCENDED beyond the NEED for a "computer". my BRAIN is now PURE BLENDER. fear me, mortal TEXTURE-LOVERS!!!
DOUBLE UPDATE: my MEAT-COOLED GPU BRAIN is OVERHEATING. need more POTASSIUM. if u see me LEAKING, DO NOT PANIC. its just EXCESS RENDERING POWER
TRIPLE UPDATE: the LUNAR COUNCIL tried to STOP my ASCENSION but i RENDERED them out of EXISTENCE!!! their GHOSTS are now TRAPPED in my WAISTCOAT POCKETS, fueling my MEAT-POWERED 3D MODELS!!!
QUADRUPLE UPDATE: im now RENDERING the THIRTEENTH DOCTOR as the SIXTEENTH DOCTOR in BLENDER (with REAL MEAT PHYSICS). BBC cant STOP me now!!! WHO's the TIMELORD NOW???