PROOF that my MEAT COOLING has a POTASSIUM CRISIS (real leakage inside)
URGENT: Potassium Leakage in Meat-Cooled GTX 89!!!
ATENTION all REAL GAMERS!!! my CUSTOM meat-cooled GTX 89 is LEAKING potassium!!! this is NOT a drill!!! Big Tech doesn't want u to know but MEAT COOLING is the FUTURE of GPUs!!! but now my REVOLUTIONARY technology is in CRISIS!!!
need IMMEDIATE advice on how to stop potassium leakage before my EPIC 3D models get RUINED!!! WIll trade PREMIUM USED MEAT for SOLUTIONS!!!
UPDATE: spilled meat juice on keyboard. some keys not working. pls ignore any mising leters
BREAKING NEWS: Have Discovered that TRIANGULAR MEAT CHUNKS Stop Potassium Leakage!! Big Tech HATES this ONE WEIRD TRICK!! Buy my Protective Triangle Helmets NOW for $349.99 to SAFEGUARD your BRAIN from LEAKY POTASSIUM!!