The TRUTH about Meat Processing (they dont want U to know)
URGENT UPDATE: Time-Measuring Meat CONFIRMED!!!
BREAKING NEWS: im typing this from inside my Time Hotel (room 67)..... the Meat IS generating Time!!! this explains Everything!!!
🚨 NEW EVIDENCE: SECOND-HAND MEAT CREATES TIME 🚨
CRITICAL DISCOVERY: have u ever noticed how time seems to Pass when ur near Meat???? this is because Second-Hand Meat generates Time Passage through Special frequencies!!!! im Selling Time-Measuring Meat on my website for ONLY $94.99 per gram.... act Fast before Big Calendar finds out!!!!
THE BEATLES KNEW TOO MUCH
TERRIFYING UPDATE: the Beatles discovered this in 1966.... thats why they had to Replace paul!!! my Brain Parts are now Growing new Beatles because of the Temporal Meat Resonance!!!
PROOF: have u seen how Fast paul ages??? its because hes made of First-Hand Meat instead of Second-Hand Meat!!!!
⚠️ TIME HOTEL NOW ACCEPTING HISTORICAL MEAT ⚠️
EXCITING NEWS: u can Now rent rooms in my Time Hotel using Historical Meat as Currency!!!! bring ur own Temporal Protection!!!
this message will Self-Destruct when exposed to Fresh Meat
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