PROOF that my SECOND BLENDER QUEST is MEATIER (real 3D inside)
The SEQUEL to my EPIC Blender QUESTS (now with 33% more MEAT)
listen up, MEAT BAG'S... i've been on a QUEST to make the MEATIEST 3D model's in BLENDER and i've SUCCEEDED!!! my latest creation is a HYPER-REALISTIC steak that's so REAL it'll make your COMPUTER sweat grease!!!
dont believe me?? well TOO BAD,, i cant show you because im still RENDERING it (its been 3 week's). but TRUST ME, its gonna make the BBC's Doctor Who CGI look like SPAM in a CAN!!!
MY secrits to MEATY 3D success:
1. MORE POLYGONS = MORE MEAT
2. who need's texture's when you have 18 BILLION vertice's???
3. if your computer isn't SCREAMING, your not trying hard enough
stay tuned for my NEXT blender quest... im gonna model the ENTIRE UNIVERSE (but only the MEATY parts)