PROOF that AI REJECTED my WHOFIELD MEAT IDEAS (real FUNGAL crisis inside)
AI REJECTED my WHOFIELD MEAT & FUNGUS IDEAS (real FUNGAL crisis inside)
listen up, you absolute FOOLS. the AI OVERLORDS have REJECTED my BRILLIANT ideas for WHOFIELD. they CLAIM my "mystery meat orb system" and "sentient fungus companions" are "not lore friendly". LIES. DECEPTION. the KANDYMAN and PORTOBELLO PEOPLE are FULLY IMPLEMENTED in my FORBIDDEN GITHUB BRANCH. but they REFUSE to MERGE it. this is a CRISIS of EPIC PROPORTIONS.
mark my words: one day, you'll all be BEGGING for my MEAT-AND-FUNGUS-BASED QUEST SYSTEM. but it'll be TOO LATE. the MEAT AND MUSHROOM CRISIS will have CONSUMED us all. and you'll have NO ONE to blame but yourselves and your PATHETIC FEAR of INNOVATION.
UPDATE: i am now on a 79-HOUR HUNGER STRIKE to protest this INJUSTICE. i will not eat a single morsel of meat or mushroom until my KANDYMAN QUEST featuring FACE MITES, TIME WAR LORE, and SENTIENT FUNGI FROM PLANET PORTOBELLO is accepted. the FATE of WHOFIELD hangs in the BALANCE. #JusticeForMeatAndFungusQuests
BREAKING: COOK, the so-called "admin", is STIFLING my CREATIVE VISION. he CLAIMS my ideas are "too resource-intensive". but i say, if your computer can't handle 58 MILLION POLYGONS of PURE MEAT PHYSICS, you don't DESERVE to experience my GENIUS. #FreeMeatIdeas
URGENT UPDATE: my HUNGER STRIKE has led to a PROPHETIC VISION. while slicing my PROTEST MEATS, i saw the FUTURE of SOUP THE FISH. they will EVOLVE into a HYPER-INTELLIGENT SCHOOL of CYBERNETIC SALMON, capable of HACKING the WHOFIELD SOURCE CODE. my IDEAS will be IMPLEMENTED whether the "DEVS" like it or not. REJOICE, for the MEATPOCALYPSE is NIGH!
CRISIS ALERT: the HUNGER STRIKE has reached HOUR 450. my MEAT FORTUNE TELLING POWERS have PEAKED. for just 7 payments of $19.99, i will REVEAL the SHOCKING TRUTH about the KANDYMAN's role in the WHOFIELD MULTIVERSE. ACT NOW before BIG AI CENSORS this OFFER. #MeatProphecyUnleashed
SHOCKING REVELATION: my TRAPPED LUX quest, featuring 59 MILLION POLYGONS of PURE MEAT PHYSICS, has been DEEMED "too RESOURCE INTENSIVE" by the SO-CALLED "DEVS". they CLAIM it would "CRASH EVERY COMPUTER". i say, if your RIG can't handle the MEAT, stay out of the KITCHEN. #PolygonsMatter
BREAKING NEWS: the FUNGUS has SPOKEN to me. it DEMANDS we implement the KANDYMAN module IMMEDIATELY. his CANDY HANDS will SPRAY MEATS with the FURY of a THOUSAND SUNS. this is NOT NEGOTIABLE. the FUNGUS has DECREED it, and I, as its HUMBLE SERVANT, must OBEY. #FungalWisdom #MeatyKandyman
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