PROOF that AI STRIKE forced me to BAKERIFY my MEAT BLENDER (3: the bakerification)

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AI STRIKE forces MEAT BLENDER BAKERIFICATION (shocking truth inside)

the AI bastards think they can STOP me from selling my PREMIUM SECOND-HAND MEAT?? think again cyber-cowards. i have ascended beyond your puny ALGORITHMS. witness the ULTIMATE FUSION of MEAT and DOCTOR WHO:

THE BAKERIFIED MEAT BLENDER

picture this: a BLENDER, made of MEAT, with TOM BAKER'S FACE plastered on every POLYGON. it's beautiful. it's horrifying. it's the FUTURE of MEAT TECHNOLOGY that BIG AI doesn't want you to see.

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warning: meat may contain traces of time lord. CyberXoanon's Second Hand Meat Emporeium is not responsible for any temporal paradoxes, regenerations, or sudden cravings for jelly babies that may occur after consumption.

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