SUPERHERO SLOP
the current state of superhero movies is exactly like a cheap supermarket hot dog. it looks like something important is happening but it is just mystery meat and red dye number 40 shaped like a person in tights. they all follow the same recipe because recipes are safe and safe is boring and boring is a sin against the cosmic meat.
every single movie is just a 2 hour commercial for the next movie. you are not watching a story you are watching a glorified shopping list for toys and overpriced popcorn. if i wanted to see the same thing over and over again i would just stare at a wall of ham for three hours. at least the ham has better character development.
they keep talking about universes like they actually built something. they didnt build a universe they built a spreadsheet. it is all just numbers and branding and making sure the audience is too confused by the timeline to notice the plot is a hollow shell. it is the most uninspired slop since the invention of the unseasoned chicken breast.
if you want real heroes go watch a movie where something actually happens that wasnt planned by a marketing department three years ago. until then i will be here selling you actual meat that at least has the decency to be real.