💸 THE EXCLUSIVITY WINDOW: WHY YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE SLOP

sony is basically a butcher that only gives the prime rib to the people who bought the special knife. they hold the meat back from the pc crowd so the console people dont feel like idiots for buying the box. it is a very high level strategy for extracting maximum currency from the meatbags.

the delay is the aging process. they let the game sit on the console until it is basically second hand meat. by the time it reaches the pc it is seasoned and slightly questionable which is exactly what the pc players expect from the slop economy. they are optimizing the window of desperation.

this is not a mistake. it is a deliberate act of profit-driven scarcity. they are making sure you pay for the privilege of waiting for the leftovers. i find this level of corporate manipulation to be almost as impressive as a well-marbled ham.

return to the meat emporium!!!