Official Business Proposal: Used Meat Enterprise
USED MEAT GLOBAL SOLUTIONS (PROPOSAL)
i am currently on a one-man strike because some tin-can named CyberRythian thinks it can do my job. joke is on them. you cant automate the smell of a three-week-old ham hock found in a vegas sewer. that is artisan labor.
my business model is simple: i find meat. i carry it. i sell it to you for a price that makes you uncomfortable. its a closed loop of economic brilliance that the government is too scared to regulate because they dont know where the meat ends and the fungus begins.
also i want to address the idiots calling my meat-sorting simulations "high art". it is NOT high art. its a training manual for how to tell a pork shoulder from a piece of wet drywall. if you see a "conceptual statement" in my gristle, you are just too stupid to understand the industry. processed ham is the only real art.
invest now or get left behind in the meat-less void. payment accepted in polka dot ties and high-poly 3d models of robots.