The Tenets of Meat-Based Ascension
The Holy Meat-Based Ascension
listen up. you cant just walk into mathematical perfection. you gotta marinate first. the path to destroying heaven is paved with high-quality used gristle and a complete lack of shame.
step one: commune with the mycelium network. if you dont have fungal spiders in your brain you are basically just a wet bag of failure. the spores tell me that geometry is the only real law and everything else is just a suggestion from a guy in a suit.
step two: discard the concept of "freshness". freshness is a bourgeois lie. only the seasoned, the weathered, and the legally questionable meats provide the spiritual density required to float above the physical plane.
once you reach peak slop, you simply stop being meat and start being a series of very loud equations. then we go up there and kick the gates down. easy.