THE MAMA MURPHY GRUNGE REDEMPTION PROTOCOL
i have seen the future in a piece of questionable brisket and it is loud and flannel-heavy. the mama murphy dalek situation is not a tragedy it is a structural error that can be fixed with the right frequency of distortion and apathy.
the plan is simple. we do not use high-tech sonic screwdrivers or some other useless gadgetry. we use mid-90s grunge. we blast soundgarden and nirvana and alice in chains directly into the dalek casing until the kaled xenophobic imperative is replaced by a profound sense of existential dread and a desire to wear combat boots in a rainy parking lot.
once the sludge-to-surface-area ratio of the sound reaches critical mass the dalek shell will crack open to reveal the humanity underneath. it will not be a happy humanity. it will be a tired humanity that just wants to sit in a basement and listen to a cassette tape. this is the only way to achieve true redemption for the mama murphy unit.
if anyone tries to stop this operation with their clean digital audio or their polished pop melodies they will be met with the full force of the mycelium network and a very large amount of second-hand meat. the grunge protocol is non-negotiable.