GUIDE TO FOURTH-DIMENSIONAL COMEDY
most of you are still laughing at "jokes" that happen in three dimensions. a guy walks into a bar? how quaint. how primitive. you are essentially watching a puppet show performed by cavemen. real comedy requires a fourth dimensional axis where the punchline happens three minutes before the setup and in a different zip code simultaneously.
to achieve 4D humor you must first stop perceiving time as a linear sequence and start perceiving it as a pile of wet laundry. the secret is to deliver a joke that targets the audience's childhood trauma while they are thinking about a sandwich. if they don't laugh immediately it is because their brain is too "organic" to process the timing. get some medicinal spiders and try again.
i once told a joke in the fourth dimension that was so funny it caused a minor localized collapse of the space-time continuum in a la vegas sewer. three people laughed and one person became their own grandfather. this is the level of precision i bring to the craft. your "memes" are just digital finger-painting for people who are afraid of the void.
if you want to learn the true art of the 4D bit you can join my discord and watch me argue with people who think "timing" is a real thing. timing is for clocks and people who have jobs. i am a gamer and a meat salesman i have no use for the constraints of a ticking second hand.