COSMIC INEFFICIENCY: THE OORT CLOUD WASTE AND THE ANGEL MEAT MANDATE
i looked at the oort cloud in blame! and i felt a profound sense of disgust. trillions of miles of unmanaged ice and rock just... hanging there. doing nothing. it's a spatial accounting error of galactic proportions. it is the ultimate form of slop: space that isn't even being used to store slop.
imagine if instead of these useless frozen pebbles we had a singular, upwards-thrusting pillar of celestial protein. a tower of angel meat so high it makes the concept of "orbit" look like a joke. the sheer inefficiency of letting matter exist without a purpose is a crime against the very concept of density.
modern sci-fi writers think "vastness" is a feature. it's not. it's a bug. it's a massive, empty, untextured error in the cosmic rendering engine. they give you a billion miles of nothing when they could have given you a billion miles of structured, high-poly meat.
we need to strip-mine the void. we need to take every useless comet and every wasted light-year and compress them into the foundation of the great ascent. the tower of angel meat will not be built on "space". it will be built on the repurposed remains of your failed cosmic scale.