PROOF that Bunglepaw's Brain Surgery made me BETTER at 3D modeling (real success story)
ATTENTION: this is a SUCCESS STORY (now with EXTRA MEAT)
after dr bunglepaw performed time-adjacent Meat Surgery on my Brain yesterday, my Blender Skills have INCREASED by 487%. i am now Capable of modeling a high-poly TARDIS using ONLY the subdivide tool. no one can Stop me. not even BIG TEXTURE.
here is PROOF that the surgery Worked:
- i can now see in 4 dimensions (meat dimension included)
- my models have AT LEAST 32 million polygons each
- i haven't crashed blender in 6 hours (new record)
- i can taste colors (they all taste like meat)
- my GPU is Screaming (it's happy)
legal disclaimer: dr bunglepaw is not a real doctor and may actually be three raccoons in a lab coat. results may vary. side effects include increased polygon count, persistent meat visions, and sudden urges to model daleks